blood-with-sweets:

post-apocalyptic-siren:

Ke$ha: aw H££ no

Ke$ha: thi$ party i$ lame enough a$ it i$. we don’t need $ome half-$haved animal cra$hing it.

Marinabot: ♡…

Florence: Kesha, don’t you think we should-

SkrilleX: ChillaX. I just came to get my bro back.

mau5sprite: wub wub wub wub wub wub! 8:D

Ke$ha: you mean the guy that $ay$ nothing but ‘wub’ all the time?

Ke$ha: $hit, you can have him back. he’$ alway$ creepin’ on me $ince we found him.

mau5sprite: wub wub 8:c

SkrilleX: He used to say more, but there was an aXident - he dropped the bass too hard and ended up like this.

mau5sprite: wub wub wub! 8:O

Florence: Oh, God! What is that dreadful sound they’re making?!

Marinabot: ♡ Is that supposed to be…music?

Ke$ha: it’$…

Ke$ha: it’$…..

Ke$ha: it’$ beautiful…

I’M DYING!

The second I scrolled to this, a commercial with dubstep came on in my parents room

(Source: melociraptors)

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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life-is-an-understatement:

vdub453:

tiny-warrior:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

guardianofjohndave:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

this gif of a cat running into saran wrap basically sums up my entire life 

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i thought that said satan wrap

gorl imma say this once and only once if you are seeing lucifers name in places which it does not belong then you are in desperate need of some jesus

some jesus. not too many jesus. maybe 3 jesus

maybe a 1/3 jesus

Just a few Jesi

(Source: wingbeifong)

trinity-chan:

sparklyninjaunicorn:

trinity-chan:

sparklyninjaunicorn:

trinity-chan:

sparklyninjaunicorn:

trinity-chan:

sparklyninjaunicorn:

trinity-chan:

sparklyninjaunicorn:

trinity-chan:

sparklyninjaunicorn:

Trin

hi nvn

Hullo uvu

we haven’t talked on here since forever ago uvu

I know right? :o

so anything new with you? ovo

YES

what is it? ovo

Nothing.

ah, ok :v

Meow we

sometimes I think you’re a werecat :v

Smxjxjjxjjxjxjsiaja
Maybe I am.

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP